A conversation on the way to church tonight............
S: Mama, how do blind people drive?
Me: They hook a dog to the front of the car, and it guides it.
S: It looks like the dog would be scared it would get run over.
Me: The dog can see. It's not blind.
Me: I'm just kidding. Blind people can't drive.
C.: I hope if I get blind I can hook a dog onto the car and pull it all the way to Africa!
Me: I hope you never go blind.
C: Well, if I do I'll have a wife.
Me: So you'll go blind and get married?
C: No, I'll get married, and THEN I'll go blind.
If only he knew.......... :o)